• Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom?
  • Because the 'p' is silent 

  • What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? 
  • A thesaurus

  • How did the dinosaur stay dry in the rain?
  • He used a parasaurolophus

  • Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
  • Because they can't afford new ones

  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
  • Because chickens hadn't evolved yet! 

     More dinosaur jokes here

Where it all began

Backyard Fossilsby Michael Ajax 

The story of how I started writing about fossils.