• Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom?
  • Because the 'p' is silent 


  • What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? 
  • A thesaurus


  • How did the dinosaur stay dry in the rain?
  • He used a parasaurolophus


  • Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
  • Because they can't afford new ones


  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
  • Because chickens hadn't evolved yet! 


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Where it all began

Backyard Fossilsby Michael Ajax 

The story of how I started writing about fossils.

Jokes